Bright ideas of a 21-year-old bachelor housesitting for his parents

10 Aug 2000

• “It seems like it’d be more efficient to leave the whole bag of dog food outside instead of just one bowl full.”
• “I’m bored. Let’s see how hard it is to break into the house without setting off the alarm system.”
• “If all the dog food disappears in one night, is that bad?”
• “…that way, I won’t have to wait for it to reheat every time I want to bake something…”
• “It’s not too bad if cream cheese sits out overnight, right? ‘Cause I mean, it’s not like it’s really cheese.”