Possible explanations for why sco hasn't updated his weblog since 26 november

05 Dec 2000

• zero original thoughts worthy of online publication
  
• intensive academic schedule abroad
  
• 15-minute time limit at pizzeria/internet access place
  
• god-forsakenly beautiful waitress at said pizzeria
  
• best friends visiting from out of town
  
• drunk
  
• ran out of pop tarts; depressed
  
• all free time spent practicing my grind and ollie
  
• walking around with two microphones clipped to the side of my head, like a big dork, recording the “sounds of florence”
  
• broke; performing with street gypsies for money